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        <title>90s Music Mondays</title>
    
    
    
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            <p>Cast your mind back to 1992 - Boutros Boutros-Ghali has just become Secretary-General of the United Nations, Windows 3.1 has just been released and the Manic Streets Preachers haven&#39;t started their determined spiral into bloated, pompous crapitude.</p><p>In fact, they have just released this rather catchy cover of the M*A*S*H theme song &quot;Suicide is Painless&quot;</p>
    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        





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<p><br /> <div>This single (which reached number 10 in the UK charts) was the first I ever bought. Originally recorded as a track for an album named &quot;Ruby Trax&quot; it was released as a double A-side with a discordant cover of Bryan Adam&#39;s &quot;Everything I do (I do it for you)&quot; by the Fatima Mansions and both the album and the single were in aid of The Spastics Society charity.&#160; <br /><br />Another interesting factoid about the song - the lyrics were written by Mike Altman, Robert Altman&#39;s song who was 14 at the time and who earned over a $1,000,000 in royalties whilst Altman himself only received $70,000 for directing the movie.<br /><br />...<br /><br />Ok, I find it an interesting factoid but then again I revel in that kind of deliciously nerdy factoid. Which may explain why my nights are a lonely procession of gaping emptyness punctuated by obsessive reordering of my bully button lint collection. <br /><br /><br /></div></p>
        
    
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        <title>The Loch Ness Misunderstanding</title>
    
    
    
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            <p>So, in order to <a href="http://http://deflatermouse.vox.com/library/post/the-things-you-own-end-up-owning-you.html">scratch the itch</a> I dug through the giant pile o&#39; stuff and dug out the Nightmares on Wax album. And lo, it&#39;s as chilled as my feverish brain remembered. Bizarrely I also dug out a copy of Paula Abdul&#39;s &quot;Forever my Girl&quot;, a second copy of the Sneaker Pimp&#39;s seminal &quot;Becoming X&quot; and an unopened, still shrink wrapped copy of &quot;Miss Kittin and the Hacker&quot;.</p><p>Oh, and the CD with the best. case. EVAR</p>
    
    
    

    
    
    

    
    
    
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 a resampling of Quincy Jone&#39;s &quot;<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=pd9wMHKMj6E">Summer In The City</a>&quot; it is, to completely rip off someone <a href="http://polloxniner.blogspot.com/2005/11/fistful-of-regret-and-sadness.html">elsewhere</a> on the web,<br /><br /><blockquote><p>&quot;a cinematic stab at trip-hop with a mix of retro soul strings, canons,
and live instrumentation (bass, keys, guitar, organs, and vocals [by
Sara Winton] are live). You can almost see the warm bodies, smell the
smoke rising, and feel the listless sensuality in this song. It feels
epic in scope yet tight as a clenched fist.&quot;</p></blockquote><br />which just about sums it up.<br /><br />
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        <title>The things you own end up owning you</title>
    
    
    
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            <p>Almost a year ago I <a href="http://deflatermouse.vox.com/library/post/you-cannot-betray-your-ideals-your-ideals-betray-you.html">packed my wordly belongings</a> up into a motley collection of cardboard boxes and stashed them in a storage locker in North London waiting to get shipped to the US.</p><p>Now, after various trials, tribulations, diversions and disasters too copious and distressing to enumerate ... I finally have it back and, fingers crossed, the only thing that appears to be broken is a Le Creuset roasting tin.</p>
    
    
    

    
    
    
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<p></p><p><br /><div>How do I feel? Bit of an anti-climax really. I&#39;ve managed to live without the stuff for a year so clearly it can&#39;t be <strong>that</strong> important. I missed some of my books and my DVDs and my CDs - sometimes because I wanted to lend them to someone but sometimes because I had a sudden hankering for something I know I own. You have <strong>no</strong> idea how much I&#39;ve been jonesing for the Nightmares on Wax &quot;Dj Kicks&quot; album in a completely weird way.<br /><br />I&#39;ve missed my carefully accumulated collection of cooking stuff and all my recipe books (up to 76 now I think). I&#39;ve missed some of my games consoles (although not as much as I thought). And my camping and climbing gear&#39;s going to get used a fair bit now that it&#39;s here.<br /><br />But I&#39;ve also enjoyed the zen feeling of a nearly empty room and being one bag away from being to able move everything. <br /><br />I suppose a first step is to triage each box as I unpack it and start seriously thinking about getting rid of some of it. Second step will be to rip the CDs and DVDs and then pack them neatly out the way. <br /><br />I do love books though - the tactility and the smell. It&#39;s just that I&#39;ve got so many of them.<br /><br />Hmm, we shall see.<br /><br />That said, now that I have my didgeridoo back I can forsee a spot of daytime neighbour bothering coming on.<br /></div></p>
        
    
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        <title>The Sayings of Chairman Owen</title>
    
    
    
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            <p>&quot;Spiderman killed all the dinosaurs because they were too stompy&quot;<br />&quot;Spiderman has a manager, he tells him what to wear&quot;<br /> </p>
        
    
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Again, remember every other place I&#39;d interviewed until then (one of which had made it very clear to me that even listenting to music via headphones was banned) and then imagine being in this amazing space with the most beautiful woman I&#39;d ever seen (and who was offering us coffee like we were actual real people rather than rather dodgy chancers on the blag), hip young people with an air of quiet confidence and this achingly, achingly beautiful song. <br /><br />Rather suprisingly they hired the both of us as employees number 9 and 10. It soon transpired that they were blagging it as much as we were. <em>No-one </em>new anything about new-media back in 1998 - you made it up as you went along and if it worked then you pretended that you&#39;d known it would all along and if it failed you came up with an excuse on the fly and lied until you almost believed it yourself.<br /><br />During the boom I hired everyone I knew and <a href="http://profero.com/">Profero</a>, as it was soon renamed (the name being chosen, literally, by thumbing through my old Latin GCSE dictionary until we found a word we liked) started doing much actual, real, important campaigns such as Sky Digital and CNN. I tried my hand at everything - there&#39;s an old joke that goes &quot;Can you play the piano?&quot;, &quot;I don&#39;t know, I&#39;ve never tried&quot; and I was 20 years old and some combination of fear of being found out and youthful arrogance meant that I&#39;d give <strong>anything</strong> a go - build a website for Miss World including a voting script in a weekend? No problem - the team came in on Monday morning to find me asleep on my keyboard. Client wants a promotional screen saver? Of course. I&#39;ve never written one before but how hard can it be? <br /><br />I worked there for over 2 years, juggling college work and usually 3 days in the office a week. Profero survived the bust that afflicted many of the bigger, trendier agencies out there and now has 12 offices from London to Madrid to Sydney, Singapore, Shanghai and, as of this year, New York. The last friend I hired (who came in to do 2 days of HTML work 9 years ago and forgot to leave) finally quit - albeit to work for one of the original 9 employees. <a href="http://thegareth.vox.com/" class="enclosure-inline-user" at:enclosure="inline-user" at:user-xid="6p00c2251ffaa58e1d" at:screen-name="thegareth" at:delegate="people-connect" at:user-pic="http://up5.vox.com/6a00c2251ffaa58e1d00e398a42da60002-75si" >Gareth</a>&#39;s doing clever things with television in Australia and I&#39;m here in San Francisco with a CV that once caused someone to remark that it reminded them that &quot;... career was a verb as well as a noun&quot;.<br /><br /><br /><br />&#160;<br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div><br /></div>
        
    
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            <p><strong>The liberties of a people never were, nor ever will be, secure when the transactions of their rulers may be concealed from them. -Patrick Henry, revolutionary (1736-1799)<br /></strong><br />That&#39;s one of the reasons that I read A.Word.A.Day (<a href="http://www.wordsmith.org/">wordsmith</a>)</p>
        
    
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<br />I honestly cannot decide which of these is worse - all involved must be killed. It is a moral imperative. </p><p>via <a href="http://billyabbott.livejournal.com/229553.html">Billy</a> and this <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7468837.stm">BBC News article</a> about the worst cover songs ever. <div><br /></div><div><br /></div></p>
        
    
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            <p>It&#39;s the kind of cold, overcast day here that Mark Twain wrote about and which, for someone already in an oddly bad mood, seems to be pregnant with brooding menace - which isn&#39;t really helping.</p><p>What&#39;s also not helping is the continuing stupidity of my Government. For those not playing along at home they appear to be dancing merrily down the political yellow brick road to Fascism City - stopping briefly along the way for misc. songs,&#160; dancing and the introduction of Orwellian laws against thought crimes. At best, and this would be a remarkably charitable interpretation, it&#39;s a is a misguided populist attempt to appear &quot;strong&quot;. Otherwise it&#39;s a entirely more worrying scheme to continue the rebranding of Labour from &quot;New&quot; Labour and it&#39;s much vaunted doublespeak slogan of a &quot;Third Way&quot; to a more <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law">Godwin&#39;s Law</a> invoking other Third slogan.</p><p>But, hey, just because <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7468430.stm">local councils</a> have already been using Anti-terrorism legislation such as warrantless wiretaps and email sniffing to surveil people whose dogs crap in public that doesn&#39;t mean we need to worry to about more far reaching laws about <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article4075503.ece">detention</a>, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7364475.stm">censorship</a> and <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7422595.stm">thought crimes</a>. Not to mention CCTV, ID cards, stop and search policies, the DNA database ...</p><p><em>*sigh*</em></p><p>So, brooding menace and political dissent then</p>
    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        





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